help please

Hello out there! I need help! I am desperately searching for the catalog that sells ridiculous men’s swimsuits that are meant to be worn in, like, Super-Gay-Ibiza (yes! gayer that the normal Ibiza!). They’re mostly neon yellow and green, and are oft made of mesh, and some of them have special ball-lifters built in, and they’re all really just “omg sliver of fabric PLEASE OBSERVE MY WEINER.” The ones specifically that I am most searching for have only one leg hole, like this:

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I may have first seen these on somethingawful.com? Or somewhere similar? My first guess was International Male, but I can’t find this kind of thing on their site. The thing is, these are made to be FILTHY DIRTY, with lots of see-through panels and jock-strap backs and strategically placed peekaboo holes, but I’m half-convinced that I first saw these things in a print catalog that was sent through the mail, so that they were all weirdly sanitized via photoshop. Please please please please send me a link to these suits!!!!

  1. Ryan’s avatar

    Honestly, Jessica, you could have just e-mailed me directly.

    http://www.vizeau.com/e14.htm

  2. chelsea rae’s avatar

    Oh good, i’m glad SOMEBODY knew, because, i was curious for purely… scientific purposes!

    Also. I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.

  3. Jessica’s avatar

    Oh god this is SO EXACTLY THEM! Awesome! Thank you!

    Everybody…nsfw, but CLICK THROUGH and EXPLORE, it’s SO WORTH IT, it makes me talk in ALL CAPS.

    I don’t really remember why I was looking for them, though.

  4. Ryan’s avatar

    I’m glad you did — your drawing is most excellent!

  5. Isley’s avatar

    Please tell me this is related to a present for Ian.

  6. Shena’s avatar

    Argh, you guys…my eyes! I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING THAT FASHION UP!