Hello out there! I need help! I am desperately searching for the catalog that sells ridiculous men’s swimsuits that are meant to be worn in, like, Super-Gay-Ibiza (yes! gayer that the normal Ibiza!). They’re mostly neon yellow and green, and are oft made of mesh, and some of them have special ball-lifters built in, and they’re all really just “omg sliver of fabric PLEASE OBSERVE MY WEINER.” The ones specifically that I am most searching for have only one leg hole, like this:
I may have first seen these on somethingawful.com? Or somewhere similar? My first guess was International Male, but I can’t find this kind of thing on their site. The thing is, these are made to be FILTHY DIRTY, with lots of see-through panels and jock-strap backs and strategically placed peekaboo holes, but I’m half-convinced that I first saw these things in a print catalog that was sent through the mail, so that they were all weirdly sanitized via photoshop. Please please please please send me a link to these suits!!!!
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Honestly, Jessica, you could have just e-mailed me directly.
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Oh good, i’m glad SOMEBODY knew, because, i was curious for purely… scientific purposes!
Also. I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth.
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Oh god this is SO EXACTLY THEM! Awesome! Thank you!
Everybody…nsfw, but CLICK THROUGH and EXPLORE, it’s SO WORTH IT, it makes me talk in ALL CAPS.
I don’t really remember why I was looking for them, though.
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I’m glad you did — your drawing is most excellent!
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Argh, you guys…my eyes! I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING THAT FASHION UP!


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