3.5 Men, hire these people!

From over the cubicle wall:

They’ve been looking up their Zodiac charts all day.

Woman: It says I’m very big inside.
Dude: I’ll say!

Woman: See, so he’s a water, and you’re a flame.
Gay Dude #1: You’re a flame!
Gay Dude #2: You’re a douche!

Dude: What are you retrograde?
Chick 1: I’m Mars retrograde.
Dude: That means that down down down down, deep down down, you’re a Mars.
Chick 2: You like going down, don’t you?
Everyone else: *Giggles*
Chick 2: What? He likes going down. What??

Chick 1: I don’t believe in the Zodiac.
Chick 2: I don’t believe in god.
*Total silence.*

Chick 1: *Looks up some program online that will print out your Zodiac chart for you.*
Chick 2: Wow! You got all that for free?
Chick 1: Yeah! Well, for twenty bucks.