i’m sitting here trying to make up a charlie brown pun title and can’t do it

AM:

Jessica: What are you thankful for?
Ian: What are YOU thankful for?
Jessica: My cats and having a job and being able to make an awesome dress the other day* and getting awesome Chinese food for dinner instead of having to hang out with my family.
Ian: *Is pwnd.*

Then we went to dinner! At Ian’s advisor’s house! And had awesome Chinese noodles and black mushroom salad and turkey stuffing made of sticky rice and sausage which was all totes awesome, and there was some dude there who told hilarious stories about his oddly murderous dogs who killed cats but were “the most kind and gentle animals ever!” [who also killed three cats and a 4-H sheep].

PM:

Jessica: What are you thankful for?
Ian: What am I thankful for?
Jessica: Yes.
Ian: Seriously?
Jessica: Yes.
Ian: Are you writing that down?
Jessica: Yes. What are you thankful for?
Ian: Plastic.
Jessica: Really?
Ian: Hot water. Shoes.
Jessica: No one asked me, but I am also thankful for the collar on this shirt, which is AMAZING:

Ian: Did you notice that I wore a red undershirt, red watch, and red socks today? I did. I match.

The end. Happy Thanksgiving, et cetera.

*photos to come!