Cnn.com headline: “WH official has out-of-wedlock baby.”
“Out-of-wedlock?” Who says that anymore? Also, it leads to the much less interesting inner headline: “Obama official confirms birth of child,” and the story itself points out that though he is not marred to this woman, and he is going to be marrying a different one, he and the mother were in a committed relationship when the baby was conceived. SHOCKING. Cnn, you stoopid.
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