dear imdb i heart you

February 2, 2010 in Uncategorized by Jessica | 4 comments

From the Event Horizon message boards:

Saw this movie thought it was okay. When I was in High School a guy sitting behind me in my desktop publishing class, was talking about how he had gone to the movies to Watch this. This (was almost 13 years ago) i was a freshmen in High school. I never got a change to watch it. I usually passed it up on the shelf at the video store. Well last night after my wife and put the kids to bed I took her into our room and had sex, after that I wasn’t so sleepy so I went to the living room turned on the tube and watched this on HBO. It was entertaining.

Thank you, jmota-1!

  1. Isley’s avatar

    Isley on February 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Wow…and I don’t even think he’s trolling.

  2. Shena’s avatar

    Shena on February 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    “Sometimes, when you’re a spy watching ‘Event Horizon,’ you need to get on the internet to let everyone know that you have sex. With a lady. Now remember, the internet *wants* to believe you, so make those details count.”

  3. Isley’s avatar

    Isley on February 4, 2010 at 3:01 am

    A simple cell phone, with the correct app can be a perfect tool to post to imdb that you have sex.

  4. Jessica’s avatar

    Jessica on February 4, 2010 at 9:13 am

    If you look up his other posts, too, they tend to be about rape scenes (this one was in a thread titled “blood orgy scene”) and Van Damme and Nazis and why modern women are such hussies and Muslims and, um, Brooke Hogan.

    This is from a post on why Americans don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen:

    Unfortunately you are right to a certain degree, our educational system is going downhill fast. Unions, specifically Teachers Union’s have made the quality of instruction go down hill. On a global scale we are beat by atleast 2-3 years in Math and Science alone. Not to mention in other areas. The big problem is this there is too much emphasis on the arts, but I blame that on our social direction. Parents raising the new generation of kids are instructing their kids to “be happy.” Which is all great but the problem with that is that kids began to focus on crap like poetry and art( no offense to poets or artists) What they did to do is tell their kids to make themselves “useful” Example: After you get your CPA then you can go on to write about the butterfles. We are importing everything from Wives, Engineers, Doctors, Nurses, and Staticians. We need to take a step back and go back to the basics in school. Read, Write, History, Science, and Math anything else is optional/electives. Tell your kids to be usefull, Engineers, Medicine, Accounting, that is crap we need. We don’t need any more struggiling poets, aspiring writers, sculptures, we have had enough of that. YOu want to draw?? You want to sing?? Do it after you get off work from a real job. There are very few Rock stars, very few actors, so get realistic and do somethine useful.
    just my 2 cents.

    It’s like Obama said in the State of the Union: America needs to stop our foreign dependence on imported wives!!

    I think my favorite thing about his posts may be the random capitalization? Or the “desktop publishing” detail. It’s so hard to choose!