i’ll charge my phone later, soon

Here are some things that probably would have been far better expressed via twitter, but my phone is basically always dead, and I don’t know how to post a photo to twitter except via phone, so. They are here instead.

My gummy army men look a little gay, right? Like, ballerina-esque? A tidge light in the loafers? A bit lavender?

THIS SOUNDS THREATENING!!! “Sir! The FHDU has malfunctioned! Backup in three…two…” “Wait! Can’t we step on the ‘foot pedal???’” “Sir, we cannot. Haffenmeyer and Hinkstdedtler are blocking the pathway with making out with each other!”

(See, get it? Get it?? It was a callback to an earlier joke, see??)

Dear Free Providence Weekly Paper: Thank you for finally settling this debate for us, forever.

Also:

That is all.