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March 7, 2010 in food blog by Jessica | 2 comments

I’m sick!

Recipe for the saddest bowl of chicken noodle soup ever:

* Half a box of leftover chicken stock
* Half a box of alphabet pasta that’s been getting dusty on a shelf for a year
* Salt
* Pepper
* Cumin, I guess?
* More salt, since you can’t taste ANYTHING
* Garlic powder & onion flakes, since you’re too sad and lazy to use a knife right now

Heat. Add parm on top. Eat while wrapped in blanket, watching heavily-edited torture porn on Syfy. Enjoy!

  1. Shena’s avatar

    Shena on March 7, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    They’ve been playing a lot of “Hostel” (1 and 2), huh? They are such different movies. “What were we missing in the first one? I KNOW! GRRRL POWER!!!”

  2. Jessica’s avatar

    Jessica on March 9, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Also, the edited versions are frankly kind of CONFUSING. Maybe it’s the cold medicine, but I kind of don’t GET it. What’s going on over there? Why does that person have blood on their face now? What happened to that one character who opened a rusty creaky door and then we never saw him again? Why was that lady bathing in V-8? Isn’t that bad for your ph?