oh fuck you so much

Dear Cocksuckers in the Tech Dept,

I already told you that I tried that. And also that other thing, and that other thing. And the reason I used fancy tech words when I told you so was so that you would believe me. And that other thing wasn’t what I asked you. And if you tell me to go to www.google.com ever again I will set your children on fire.

Suck on a clod of shit you lazy ignorant assholes,

Jessica