First, a video. Later there will be a test.
So: best part of this video?
A. The whispered “desire.”
B. Trying to fit “premium nightspot for adult entertainment” into a jingle.
C. Those three girls.
D. No no wait…the boys! The boys!
E. Ugh…lunch. Complementary. (Okay…maybe that’s hard to read, but at 0:04, the caption there reads: “COMPLEMENTARY BUSINESSMAN’S LUNCH.” Ugh. Businessmen.)
F. Also I think the bronze urns later there denote dinner, too.
G. There’s also apparently a whole other place called “Lust.” God, how I want to go to both and compare the two, like with notes and charts.
H. PS also lace mini-dress, too.
I. (Oh god also and white elbow length gloves.)
J. Also, I thought it might be funnier in G to say “pie charts” or “bar graphs,” but they both sounded too much like I was trying to make some sort of dirty pun, which I was not, thank you.