well here’s something i did instead of feeding the homeless

My cats eat out of bowls designed by Oscar de la Renta* now.


Why? Because they deserve it.**

Erwin wouldn’t participate in the photoshoot, because he finds it all very bourgeoisie.


He kept running over and photobombing and pushing my hand and making the shots blurry. He was Occupying the Kitchen, or something? Protesting my conspicuous consumption?

*FOR TARGET. And I waited until they were on clearance!! (So calm down, Erwin, GEEZ.)

**Haha, no. It’s because I’M A TERRIBLE FUCKING HUMAN BEING.