Sometimes I accuse my cats of turning off the heat, like if it’s super cold? But I want you to know that I do not ACTUALLY believe that my cats have turned off the heat. Because first of all, I don’t think they’re capable of, like, understanding how that would even work, even if they were physically capable of doing it, which they’re not, because they’re very small and they don’t have hands and also I don’t think there even ARE any controls for the heat inside my apartment where anybody could get at them, much less a cat. Plus, why would they want to? They would prefer to be warm, too!
Also, sometimes I ask who is the potato. It’s Erwin. Sometimes I ask him why, but no one knows the answer to that.