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A cnn.com headline this morning:
“Palin Wants Big Meeting”
I’m not linking to it because I don’t want to know what it’s actually about; it’s far more fun to try to guess!
Palin Wants Big Meeting; Important Job
Palin Wants Big Meeting; Later Curfiew
Palin Wants Big Meeting; Guest Bathroom Redecoration
Best guess wins a Super Suprize Prize!!!
Well, the latest Super Suprize Prize limps to a close today. There were two entries – both of which Ian says won, and both of which I say didn’t win. So I guess that makes it a tie?
The contest was: what is Ian drawing here?
Ryan posited that it was “Soylent Green,” and Isley guessed that it was a robot sacrificing a baby to a blender, perhaps as some sort of robot religious rite. The correct answer was “a robot making a margarita out of a person,” which is close enough to both answers. So everyone is a winner! And by “everyone,” I mean “Ryan and Isley.”
Yay! Watch for a Super Suprize Prize coming in the mail to you soon!!
I kept an extremely fancy funnybook log of my exploits in Kansas. Won’t you join me in enjoying them heartily?
(Incidentally – you can see the Surprise Lesbian there in the back of that photo. I hadn’t turned my head before I drew the picture, so the curly hair was just a guess.)
(Dear MBG: I don’t want to hear about where Peru is actually located. Love, Jessica.)
Super Suprise Prize for whoever guesses what this picture that Ian is drawing is of! (No Laurens allowed in this contest!)
Yay for contests and things! We have two winners and Ian is very excited about it!
(I know you didn’t notice this, but that image was actually very subtly altered using a program I like to call “the photoshop.” I’m really good at it.)
Though Shena and Ryan both submitted valiant attempts, Isley continued his winning streak and won the contest to re-write our Art School Friend’s thought bubble in this comic strip:
And we had an upset this weekend when Chelsea correctly identified Vivid Booby in an adorable old photograph where, though he must have been 20 or so, he appeared to be about 13, and typing very studiously.
Congrats to our winners! Your Super Surprise Prizes are on their way!
Speaking of Super Surprise Prize Contests that Isley ALWAYS WINS, anybody can guess who is featured in this photo, taken from a CURRENT page from a popular Kansas liberal arts college’s website, while using only adorable nicknames and nothing that actually comes close to referencing his real name, because he’s a total goober about not having scandelous references about himself on the intarnetz?
(Brief aside: I get some really filthy searches leading people to this blog. Among the most common is “fucking secretary,” though I get a whole lot of cooter-waxing-related ones, too. I think the title of this particular post is probably the first time I’ve ever intentionally baited those poor searchers.)
Miguel is back this time around, making fun of that well-known trope about how much artists love “Big Fish.”
More importantly, though – was I really the only one who saw the roll of toilet paper there, after all this talk of Viagra, as our Art School Friend sat back down in front of his computer, and and thought that he was about to say something else?
SUPER SURPRISE PRIZE for whoever comes up with the best other thing he might say!!!!! Yay! SSP!!!
I ain’t bullshittin’ around with my HSM trivia. This shit’s for real. I don’t want none of you getting hurt, okay? Professionals only. Super special surprise prize is awaiting you.
1
What does Troy remember about the night before?
What is Troy’s basketball jersey number?
Chad Danforth’s?
Zeke’s?
Jason’s?
The choreographer’s?
Troy’s dad’s?
What team?
What should the second equation read?
Where was Gabriella from originally?
What is the name of the academic team?
Which character is left-handed?
What is the principal’s name?
What is West High’s mascot?
What’s a crowd favorite?
According to Sharpay, exactly what kind of Sondheim is Kelsi?
What are the names of the characters Troy and Gabriella are playing in the musical, and what is the name of the show?
What is Martha Cox reading at lunch?
What is Gab eating for lunch?
If you could use just one adverb and one adjective to describe crème brulee, what might they be?
What is the men’s locker room number?
What is the coach’s room number?
Who is the local high school sports reporter?
What is the basketball coach’s full name?
Sharpay needs to save the Drama Club from people who don’t know the difference between a Tony Award and – ?
Who does Taylor hold up as examples of the pinnacles of evolution and civilization?
Who is president of the Drama Club?
Which character is illiterate?
What is the response to: “I trust you.”
What are West High’s school colors?
What is the basketball score at the time of the interruption? At the end of the game?
What are East High’s school colors? According to the song?
2
Who is wearing the dunce cap?
What word is written on the chalkboard at the beginning of “What Time Is It?” (And bonus points: what do you think it means!!)
What’re Troy’s original summertime plans for he and Gab?
What is the name of the country club featured in HSM2?
What’s the theme of the summer talent show?
What kind of flake pastry does Zeke want to learn to make?
How many infractions before employment is terminated?
What are Sharpay’s and Ryan’s code names?
How do they get to the food today?
What is rule #3?
Wakka wakka wakka nikki poo poo what?
What is Troy’s golf cart number?
What country are Troy’s new shoes from?
What does Sharpay suggest Ryan do with his tikki warrior outfit?
What is the college basketball team Troy goes all gay for?
Have the employees ever won a Star Dazzle award?
Do you got game?
What is the final score of the employee baseball game?
What is Chad’s baseball number?
What does Gabriella’s mom make better than anybody else in the whole world?
What did Ryan turn them into the cast of?
What kind of tea would be lovliest for Mr. Fulton?
What else might Ryan do in the show?
Who will do an abridged version of last year’s tap dancing epic?
Who is performing with a sock puppet?
Why is the pool closed?
Bonus essay questions:
Really? The composer’s a student? Huh. Yeah?
Why is the librarian named Ms. Falstaff?? That has to mean something, right?
Why doesn’t Gab even frickin’ read anymore in the second one! Goddamnit!
Why is HSM so fucking awesome???
Bonus question written by Ian:
Why is Jessica such a dillweed?
Leaving for midnight show now!!!!!
Retry! With the assumption that this package was discriminated against due to its girlie packaging (and, er, also due to its incorrect address), I am re-packaging it in a much more manly guise.
Wish it luck, please!!
The Super Special Surprise Prize from the last contest is officially on its way! Yay!
We are all very happy!
Look what I just saw the poster for in my local neighborhood cineplex@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUHWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
In honor of how fucking awesomely and unironically excited I am, I hereby resolve to finally finally finally finally finally get around to posting the 200-page thesis post I’ve been working on for like six months now about how awesome these movies are. (I know you all have been waiting on the edges of your seats for this.)
Also, pop quiz contest for a Superawesome Surprise Prize!! Who is my favorite character in the series?
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